ATTENTION TRAMPS!
When you are begging for change, don't do it next to a cash point:

The people are going to the cash point because they don't have any cash.

As they walk away, all they have is notes.

They are not going to give you a tenner.

Arrange yourself outside shops that sell fripperies and amusing luxuries. People will have change in their hand as they come out of the store and the contrast between their needless expense and your pitiful poverty will inspire guilt and induce donations.

Thank you for your attention.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:54, 6 replies)

all those internet savvy tramps will be sure to take heed,
tramps 2.0 if you will.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:09, closed)

I gave a tramp a tenner once
I must stop going out when i'm pissed - i'm too generous when i'm pissed
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:32, closed)

I gave a tramp 10 dollars once.
This was in Guildford. He wasn't amused.
(Cylon Bum Raider already knows how this will end, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:43, closed)

Very sound advice.
Works for me.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:06, closed)

very true.
all regular internet using homeless people take heed.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:09, closed)

Fripperies.
You get my click just for using that word, which is now my word.
(MortgageSouldrop bent as a fiver, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 13:58, closed)