You forgot:
Have sex with your sister, get onto the sex offender's register, and go mental
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:48, 1 reply)

I don't think the tragedy of Bert can really be properly described as an exercise in trolling.

( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:49, closed)

I dunno.
He created multiple accounts and posted streams of abusive, angry stuff. If that's not trolling I don't know what is.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:54, closed)

If THAT fails, send people pictures of your bumhole and pay their mortgage.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:55, closed)

If I send someone pictures of my bumhole
would I get my mortgage paid?







Jokes on them though...I don't have a mortgage.
(Bababoon, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:58, closed)

Classic B3ta!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:36, closed)

I just don't know whats real and whats troll anymore
(Bababoon, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:47, closed)

Welcome to b3ta

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:03, closed)

True, that.
Fortunately I have yet to reach the levels of bumhole-picture-sending and mortgage-paying. I hopefully never will...

Well, I'm paying my own mortgage, actually. But no-one else's. And definitely no bumhole pictures.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:03, closed)

That isn't trolling.
So presumably when you say "I don't know what is" what you actually mean is "I don't know what trolling is".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:29, closed)

Oh well
I stand corrected.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:46, closed)