It's usually me.
Either being made a twat of, or doing it quite nicely on my own. I've lost count the number of times I've been at a house party, get completely blotto voce, and wake up in the morning to looks so frosty they could double up as a freeze ray. Luckily, that hasn't happened in recent years, probably because I stopped going to those sort of parties.

One that springs immediately to mind, apart from severely offending birthday girls, accidentally insulting the party hosts, or generally pissing off all and sundry would be a b3ta bash held in Cambridgeshire. I had come into possession of a green, dusty substance popular with the students, which I smoke with great gusto. And then got so hungry I got the munchies, only to be told the morning after that they'd been loaded.

So all of this lead to me losing my little baggy, loudly going round the garden, shouting to all and sundry if anyone had seen it. What a twat. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:20, 9 replies)

Alright, the luggage.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:50, closed)

What a rush though, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:53, closed)

It was at the time.
Until I, in common parlance, pulled a whitey.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:03, closed)

Haven't you coloureds got enough women of your own?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:10, closed)

Smoke
and then drink, sunshine.
Never the other way around.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:22, closed)

Correct
100% of the time.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 7:37, closed)

I hear you also found a replacement baggy that was not yours -indeed, considerably better-
a sleeping baggy. And then took it home. Nice.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:51, closed)

Now that I don't recall.
And I'm not in the habit of nicking sleeping bags, or anything else for that matter. So whomever told you that is, not to put to fine a point on it, a fucking liar. And a daft bastard for losing their sleeping bag. And could you possibly be any more passive aggressive? If you're going to say something, say it. Don't dance round it like some sort of nancy.
(piston_broke Actually thinks Supermatt is a decent bloke., Sat 21 Sep 2013, 13:18, closed)