Not in a way I expected.
I remember staying at a girlfriends parents house, no sharing rooms allowed. We had not yet reached the point of sharing bodily fluids, a little bit off upper torso groping had been the limit of my exploration up until that point.

I had to sleep in the living room. At about 2am the girlfriend walks in naked, I wake up and immediately think "Fuck Yeah, Action Time".

Alas this was not to be as she ignored me and walked behind the TV set and proceeds to take a shit (quite a substantial one as well I may add). It was strange to see the body I had been lusting after in this most undignified first exposure.

I watched her walk back out and head back upstairs to her room. Fuck me I thought better clean this up as being the only occupant of the room I would be blamed if anyone saw it.

Two minutes later her mum walks in while I am on the floor with paper towels. “I heard the stairs creaking. I see Patricia has been sleep walking again, let me clean that up” she said in a matter of fact manner.

Surreal
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:55, 12 replies)

you came within feet of an involuntary cleveland steamer
bravo!
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:51, closed)

I can assure you...
That it was strangely erotic yet frightening....
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:05, closed)

Ive got loads of similar storys
but none of them with unexpected nudity, and none of them - may i add, about me.

Have a click
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:07, closed)

I know off only one about myself
And I ain't telling no-one! (And it does not include Faeces thankfully)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, closed)

...and we've been married for x years....
?
(TheColonel, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:59, closed)

Marriage
Not quite...about three weeks later I discovered that sleep walking and shitting were the least of her problems!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 2:30, closed)

Least of the problems...
She then juggled it when done?
(Wooden meal is. Or is he?, Sun 31 May 2009, 14:26, closed)

^Best reply ever!^

(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:25, closed)

This is quite simply
fucking hillarious - cheers, mate.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:20, closed)

Thank "ee kindly
It was not until later that day, safely back in the pub with my mates that I discovered how hilarious it actually was. Breakfast that morning was quite a tense affair as her mother had told her of the nights "shennanigans"

Not only had I viewed her delectable naked body but....
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 2:32, closed)

the winner

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 29 May 2009, 12:43, closed)

I wish.....
Still makes me giggle after all these years
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 30 May 2009, 2:32, closed)