my cleaner experienced this
When I was at uni, the cleaners tended to knock, unlock and open your door at the same time.

I was wandering about my room bollock naked, when I heard the cleaner knocking on the doors heading towards mine. Bugger, I thought, so I jumped towards my door to hold it shut as she tried to get in. Unfortunately, it was at that moment she knocked on my door and came in. Thus she was confronted with me jumping towards her in my birthday suit. She screamed and ran out.

I didn't see her for the rest of the term.
(thrain, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:05, 5 replies)

This made me chuckle.
If only you'd had the gumption to yell "have at you!" as you leapt towards her.

Have a click anyway.
( Moey, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:20, closed)

Either that or...
...where am I? What year is this? Who's the president? Arrrggghhh!
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 29 May 2009, 15:27, closed)

Fantastic
The mental image running through my head may keep me giggling for quite a while.

Cheers

*Click*
(Rotimer was micturating windward at, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:52, closed)

I echo
this sentiment. I can see it all through the cleaner's eyes...

*click*
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:18, closed)

You
Must have had bigger rooms than I did this year. I wouldn't have had to leap so much as just lean over.
( MatJ LOOK, Sat 30 May 2009, 18:48, closed)