stupid flasher
I was flashed once when I was 14.

This guy can't have been quite right in the head as I'd seen him a few times earlier that same day nipping to the shop and a friend's place without incident. He decided to flash me when I was out with my dog.

I say "dog", Jack was the size of a small horse. He was also daft as a brush and seemed convinced that he was in fact a very small dog. He was also generally quite friendly (although he used to smile at people in a way that really creeped them out) so what he did surprised me in many ways.

He started to growl at this strange man waving his cock at me and pulling on his leash so I was really struggling to keep a hold of him. Some people might have just let him go and if I'm honest I did consider it, but at the time I had no idea what the consequences might be if Jack were to maul him and didn't really want to find out.

By this point, the bloke is rather scared and Jack is barking at him, pulling harder then ever. Not even bothering to put his bits away, he decided to leg it...

MISTAKE

Slight backstory here. Jack loved to chase things. The problem with this is that he never quite figured out how to stop once he'd caught whatever he was chasing. We had to shut him in a seperate room whenever we hoovered otherwise you'd get a fluffy mass barelling into you and knocking you over. I knew I had to catch him before he really hurt this guy, flasher or no

The leash is torn from my hands and Jack is off like a shot. I ran after them, following the screams. By the time i catch up, Jack has the guy pinned, but I couldn't do anything to help. I was too busy laughing.

Jack had tackled him from behind and proceeded to hump him. By the time I had caught up he was trying very hard to stick his cock in this disgusting fella's ear. When I managed to regain control of myself, there was quite a crowd. All of them laughing and a few of them trying to remove Jack from this "poor poor man".

I explained to a couple of guys there what had happened. More laughter ensued and the police were called. Flasher was lifted on the spot, taken to the nick via A&E. Jack's vigorous humping had burst his ear drum.

It turned out they'd been after him for a while. This guy had been flashing pregnant women and children from the primary school down the road (eeew).

Length? I didn't see much through the tears of laughter but apparently it hurt :p
(panda_sam, Sun 31 May 2009, 0:04, 9 replies)

I didn't get to read much
Was laughing too much. A well deserved click.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:05, closed)

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One of the first posts I've read on this QOTW and it has set the bar for the rest.

Haha. Brilliant.
( Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Sun 31 May 2009, 1:14, closed)

Way to go Jack !
Good dog ! Have a click.
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Sun 31 May 2009, 8:54, closed)

That's awesome.
Well done that hound.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:55, closed)

Brilliant!
Office guffaw (luckily it's nearly midnight and noone else is here).

Cheers!
(Scritty Bakerman., Sun 31 May 2009, 12:21, closed)

This is why I love b3ta.
*clicky*
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Sun 31 May 2009, 18:00, closed)

Hahaha
Best one so far.
*clicky*
( mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 31 May 2009, 19:26, closed)

*click*
My cousin was flashed once.

She pointed, laughed and said "Is that it?"

Poor mental bloke.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, closed)

*click*
Superb story :)

Actually, I was flashed once - so I pulled out into the traffic and gave the guy a wave.



What?
( snee held his breath since, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, closed)