The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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He'd Piss Himself (Not at Jokes)There was this boy in my class in Yr 5 (Primary School) who used to quite literally now and again go to the toilet a little two late. Suddenly there would be this strange aroma coming from his direction and as people are used to smelling shit (ie fart smells), piss for some reason seems to smell a lot worse, especially in a classroom situation.
Anyway, one particular time springs to mind when our teacher asked him to come up to the board to complete some simple math. After him visciously shaking his head at her, the teacher, thinking he was being extremely rude sent him out of the class thus realizing why he had chosen to stay put. Could that be worse than being made to stand up in front of the class with rigid Jimmy in your trousers? Who knows?
But seriously, it was actually a bladder problem and I felt sorry for people calling him queer when it wasn't his fault, but then again I didn't realise my jokes were that funny when that familiar smell paraded up my nose thinking he was pissing himself over it.
I digress
(, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:20, Reply)
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