Mr Cranny. Geography teacher. Secondary School
I hated this guy from the moment I first met him, luckily I was never in any of his classes. Mainly because he was given the bottom group kids.

He was a freak. He only had 2 sets of clothes, all the same. Same shirt. Same trousers etc
Originally a ginger, died blond hair with a moustache. At home, we would never answer the door or the phone unless he was forewarned of a call/visitor.
He always had a group of "students" in his teaching classroom, I say students but they were always the vulnerable stupid kids. Kids who always skipped lesson/school. Who were in all the bottom groups etc. Usually more male than female. There were always the rumours he was a bit of a pervent. Hell, he would always be giving out sweets to his favourite students. Once giving £1000 each to two students with 100% attendance, female students I may add.

The story goes that he had amassed a collection of photos he had taken from school discos, trips and other misc. events and had begun creating psuedo-images of the teenage students heads stuck onto the bodies of naked models.
How was he caught?
He had been using the SCHOOL computers to make these images, and when the school did an audit of what everyone was doing to look for people using the internet to cheat on essays they discovered his stash.

Linky to Dirty Twunt News Article
( TN, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 15:07, Reply)