Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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Mr CrabtreeAn unhinged loon, who we all loved very much.
One week came into school with a cut on his forehead. On questioning, he admitted that he had headbutted the toilet whilst attempting to spit in it. Next day, he arrived at his first class (us) looking very sheepish, only to admit half-an-hour in that he had shat himself whilst driving to school.
Turned out he believed the school toilets were against him and thought he would chance his ancient bladder.
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timothycrippins, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:18,
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