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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

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Natalie Imbruglia,
in fact I wouldn't be too unhappy if she caused my sudden and untimely death.


Although not by jumping out of the wardrobe and shouting BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:43, 9 replies)
This^

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Death by bongo?
But how will they close the coffin lid?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:58, closed)
They could always leave a sort of catflap arrangenet in the lid

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...in case she fancied a final go
Heh...
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:29, closed)
Drill a hole in the lid
And then plane it down to look like a knot.
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:15, closed)
Do you think an undertaker would go for this?
The faux knot that is not my rigor mortised cock.
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I'm not entirely sure how this would be shown
on the funeral director's itemised bill.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:02, closed)
They might be able to roll it up with:
"Preparation of wood"
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Lollage.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:05, closed)

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