"You're doing it wrong"Chthonic confesses: "Only last year did I discover why the lids of things in tubes have a recessed pointy bit built into them." Tell us about the facepalm moment when you realised you were doing something wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:23)
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My ex-boyfriend's Mum...used to have pretty heavy periods. One day we were all going out in the car to visit their family and she'd been whinging about sanitary towels etc leaking on long journeys and I'd said to her about Tampax and how they were great if you were having a really heavy day you could double up and be secure..
Well the day of the journey came and I knew she'd bought some as I'd been with her... we set off in the car and she is wriggling a bit and fidgeting.. at the first services we stopped at (two hours later) I said to her "how you finding the Tampons they're great aren't they" and she said
"yes but how long does it take for the cardboard to dissolve"
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Sallyrsm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:50,
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When I read "double up" I imagined the reveal that would be she'd inserted two of them. I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the real ending... :(
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 0:05, closed)
Fuck ...sake.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 3:32, closed)
I cry...Shennaigans!
No way if she had never used them before, she didn't read the instructions.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:01, closed)
I've been waiting for the right period piece to add this one.I'm a bloke so I cannot confess to actually doing this but the missus uses pads and I was 35 before I realised that the sticky part went against the panties.
Yup - I thought you stuck it on.
(, Sat 17 Jul 2010, 18:33, closed)
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