» Pet Names

my cat figaro
it never understood why the stereo would call it
(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 14:39, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

longest lie
dad told me that my mum had to be airlifted out of their vwCombi scottish highlands holiday by helicopter due to my imminent arrival..
they didn't make it to the hospital in time so i was born in the air making me not-of-this-earth. so when i used to cock-up he'd say 'typical of an alien'

truth: st marys, leeds
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 21:20, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

found the place from a physical creative magazine (remember them?)
just looked at the front page for about a year pilfering images to send to equally bored friends at work
then i bothered to read the crap to the right of the images and fuck me there was a message board
that's when my productivity really took a dive..

result - sanity at work and meeting some lovely drunken weirdos
happy decade b3ta
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 12:04, More)