» School Trips

Year10 ski trip
We ate ham and cheeses sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and sometimes dinner when on the coach. Everyone stinks of ham and cheese, and the stench progressively built up, especially in my room, where two of the more sweaty, smelly boys of the year are
with me. They both hog the shower for the first day, so after the tremendous coach journey I still stink of ham and cheese.

We got started on skiing the day after arriving, which was great. One dinner and 2 ham and cheese sandwiches later (Smell getting worse) I dislocate my knee, and get rushed to a general doctor (his name was Dr. Skiboot!! (Austrian)). He *pop*s the kneecap back into position, and Im fine (when back in its like normal). Then he unnecessarily gives me a cast from ankle to hip, I can barely walk in it!

12 ham sandwiches later (at a rate of 2sandwiches a day) I find I still havent managed to get into the shower, because this cast cannot come into "contact with water", and "I could slip in the shower".

Nobody will sit next to me on the coach "for fear of hurting my knee"
(Mon 11th Dec 2006, 16:28, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

ive had some
I have an R.E. teacher who is strangely relaxed all the time, whatever happens. I have seen psyical fights in his class, but he does nothing but sit at his desk. He shows no facial expression except a small smirk here and there, and his lessons consist of video tapes from channel five. His face looks like it has been moulded in an 8-year olds' pottery class too. I just know one day he will have a nervous break down or just implode on the vacuum of emotions inside him.

I have a teacher who is teaches both maths and PE, who is also a bouncer and often seen on the local highstreet. I no longer have him for PE or maths, but he used to tell us the stories of what happened the friday before on monday lessons. His stories included women smashing bottles over his head, pansy fights and wrestling moves.

I had a psycho form tutor once. He had good taste in music (he played the offspring BACKWARDS whenever i had a detention with him), but did not care one little bit about public safety. He used to tip bunsen burners on their sides then light them on full power instead of using the central heating in the mornings, which was fine, but it pointed at me and the person next to me sitting in front of him. It was as scary as hell (although comfortingly warm). He once smashed a clock on a pupil, and the school did nothing about it (they ack physics teacher - which he was). the person should have taken further action...

Another P.E. teacher i knew started "seeing" a history/photography teacher i know. It started on the school ski trip (everyone knew something was going on when they held hands and walked off down some back alley when we went ice skating), but they have since been spotted outside of school a few times. The history/photography teacher is married.
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 18:00, More)

» Hidden Treasure

i go to the woods opposite my house all the time and find stuff.
I usually make "bases" out of big logs and digging large holes. The last one was a 4ft deep hole, the size of two large, english people-carriers placed side-by-side. The walls were about 4ft high too, so there was lots of space to walk about.


Any way, the area has many dumping grounds, secret paths and unknown crimes scenes; so here are a few of the discoveries me and my friends have made there:

-pile of burnt clothes. Small pit had been dug out and a pair of jeans, strange wool jacket and what looked like a scarf were semi-burnt and left in a pile. I wasnt sure whether to report it to the police or not - i mean how many un-crime realted reasons can you think of?!

- about 20, lime-green-painted wooden doors. barely rotted so they hadnt been there long i dont think (This wasn't because of the paint though)

-3/4 wheelbarrows over the past 3 years ive been going. 2 were too rusted to use

-10 tractor wheels and countless numbers of tires scattered about (we used to race them down some hills and bike tracks. It was hilariously good fun, once it went just infront of somebody walking a dog- we ran like loons that day.)

-several well hidden bike tracks (and a sort of half pipe area which is great)

-dead crow (not long ago we found it. We buried it and made a cross and everything)

-Engineless motorbike (decent condition i guess, but some rust.)

-Lots of metal plates

-tonnes of golf balls and other sports equipment

-a MASSIVE mountain of gravel. about 30t high - then a few weeks after discovering it (where we had gone every few days to climb it), it vanished within 5 days of last seeing it. never seen it since, but everbodies been making up stories about where it has gone; "it retired to the caribbean","it started a career in rock" and other awful-you-have-to-have-been-there-jokes followed.

-a penknive (about £10)

-bow and arrow (just one made from sticks). infact its not really worth mentioning

-lots of good memories :)
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 16:26, More)