» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

In a stinking public lav during a storm
I once got thrown out of a party (don't ask) which was in the middle of nowhere during a really heavy storm. I started making my back to the nearest train station, which was a mere 9 mile walk, and by the time I got there there was still a 5 hour wait for my next train back to Brighton.

As you can imagine I was soaking wet, freezing, tired and miserable, and the only place I could find with a roof was a foul old bog, so I went into the only cubicle with a lock and curled myself around the bowl, trying to sleep.

During the night I heard rats and possible bumming, and all in all it ranks as the worst night I have ever spent anywhere.
(Wed 3rd Jan 2007, 17:14, More)