Profile for julio geordio:
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blank, just like my mind
Try here for meaningless shit.
Or here for different meaningless shit.
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» * PFFT *
I'm no longer...
allowed to eat steak, due to the highly amusing (to me) factiod that in the middle of the night, usually around 4am, that I start to fart in my sleep like a trooper.
Funny in itself, but the stench is so bad that it will wake both myself and mrs. geordio up, gagging on some of the foulest air biscuits I've ever smelled. So bad, I even retch.
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 18:17, More)
I'm no longer...
allowed to eat steak, due to the highly amusing (to me) factiod that in the middle of the night, usually around 4am, that I start to fart in my sleep like a trooper.
Funny in itself, but the stench is so bad that it will wake both myself and mrs. geordio up, gagging on some of the foulest air biscuits I've ever smelled. So bad, I even retch.
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 18:17, More)
» Out of my depth
College
Had been on the dole for a couple of years and thought I'd better educate myself a bit, so I actually had a chance of getting a job. Having run an Atari ST diskmag, programmed in STOS and 68k assembly, I thought, hey, why not do a computer course.
Duly go to college, and sign up for Software Engineering, cos it sounded good. First lesson, it was a pop quiz, 20 questions to see how much you already know.
Cue me sitting there for an hour. The only things I could answer were my name, and the first question, which was mid-range algebra. I then completed the rest of the paper with an apology to the tutors for wasting their time, and how I hoped they wouldn't hold it against me if I enrolled in something else and had them as a tutor there as well.
(Mon 18th Oct 2004, 21:12, More)
College
Had been on the dole for a couple of years and thought I'd better educate myself a bit, so I actually had a chance of getting a job. Having run an Atari ST diskmag, programmed in STOS and 68k assembly, I thought, hey, why not do a computer course.
Duly go to college, and sign up for Software Engineering, cos it sounded good. First lesson, it was a pop quiz, 20 questions to see how much you already know.
Cue me sitting there for an hour. The only things I could answer were my name, and the first question, which was mid-range algebra. I then completed the rest of the paper with an apology to the tutors for wasting their time, and how I hoped they wouldn't hold it against me if I enrolled in something else and had them as a tutor there as well.
(Mon 18th Oct 2004, 21:12, More)