» World's Sickest Joke

Possible duplicate, here goes...
Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?

A: Because it was pissed off.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 1:10, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

I'm on a roll.
God: Should I give women legs? or not bother?

Angels: Probably for the best, you remember the mess that slugs make.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 1:21, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

One of my own...
I made this one up at Rdg Uni one day and that very evening I had it told back to me by a guy I'd never met before at the Back of Beyond....

Q: Why is fucking your sister like Roy Walker's Catchphrase?

A: 'cos it's good but it's not right!
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 1:04, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Probably not "sick" but I want to post it.
Q: What do you call a three foot tall black gentleman?

A: A Yardie

(That'll teach you to learn your Imperial measurements)
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 1:14, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Obscure one liner.
A back guy's walking down Kensington High Street. But don't worry, We arrested him before he did anything.
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 13:52, More)