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#

I expect a lot of classic lines today, make him proud boys and girls :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 7:37, archived)
# *clicks*
RIP Mr N :(
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 7:43, archived)
# Gonna be all sad today
My favourite quote has to be:
Jane: Ah, he's caucasian.
Frank: Caucasian?
Jane: Yeah you know, white guy. With a mustache, about 6'3".
Frank: Awfully big mustache.

Always gets me

RIP Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 7:44, archived)
# so many lines
so many mouthfuls of coffee on the monitor
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 7:52, archived)
# Oh, so now you're changing your story..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=het1kl-A8qw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 8:15, archived)
# textbook
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 8:59, archived)
# ARGH!
hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 9:23, archived)
# As well as Police Squad & Airplane, I'll always remember him for...
His appearance in M*A*S*H, absolute classic :D
(FilmBoy84 Living in a sea of senility..., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:04, archived)
# 8)
But also
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 8:05, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 8:47, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Sad news :(
(A Nony Mouse, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Favourite from Police Squad
Woman: Please stop asking questions. How many questions? Don't you know what time it is?

Drebin: I'm sorry. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.

gets me every time
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Hehehe but
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:12, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:17, archived)
# :(
Can anybody fly a plane?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Surely you can't be serious?!
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Cigarette?
Yes, I know.

I never felt he was at his best in the Naked Gun movies - notwithstanding the "Nice beaver" line in the first film, but in Airplane, and Police Squad on TV, he reigned supreme.
And did a pretty good job as a straight actor in Forbidden Planet.

RIP Mr N... I just wanted to say, "good luck".
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:40, archived)
# I forgot my other favourite from Police Squad
When Frank & Nordberg go undercover as locksmiths, but every time Nordberg uses the key cutter, the blank shoots up to the ceiling, meaning a pile of keys tinkle to the ground every time the door to the shop opens. I'm grinning like a loon just remembering it.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:44, archived)
# The bit where...
he tells Norberg he's got a bit of food on the side of his mouth (above camera shot) and then a big lump of banana falls on the desk.

Plus the whole Tony D'Wonderful routine.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:23, archived)
# ^ This and that ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:44, archived)
# I bought police squad - the complete series a few weeks ago on dvd
MUST watch it all again now :(
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 18:31, archived)
# I'd just like to say
Good luck, and we're all counting on you
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)