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# I had this problem when I saw him in the street and tried to tell the missus
'You know, the posh one'
'David Mitchell?'
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
# I was watching Channel 5 last night.
I'm not proud of the fact, but they had Charlie's Angels and the Long Kiss Goodnight on.

I swear to god at one point there was an entire commercial break voiced solely by Stephen Fry and Robert Webb.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Haha
Mitchell and Webb did something on that last series, something like "I don't have panel shows to fall back on like you do!"

Have you procreated yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Well my part's done with - has been for some time now.
But no, littl'un is quite content where it is for the time being, and has expressed no urgent desire to meet the trials and tribulations of the world.

And on a morning like this, I can wholly empathise.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Pffft.
"Whole".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# haha
If it holds on until saturday it'll have the same birthday as my little girl, 1 year later.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Webb was on QI the other night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I know, I watched that episode last night
he had almost nothing to say until he decided just to make the klaxon go off in order to feel part of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Jupitus was good though.
I like Jupitus
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Oh, I concur

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# His 'call my bluff' spoof on that is one of the finest television comedy moments ever.

EDIT strangely not on Youtube...

Grog blossom. All I'm sayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Seconded
(7 hours left to save Earth, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Yeah I saw that.
Didn't really do much, then resorted to jumping in withe the *SIRENS SIRENS* answer for comic effect. Not the best I've seen from him - either had an off night or did something to offend the editor.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Ronnie was a bit bland too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# She was trying to hard to be interesting and not hard enough to be amusing
which, to be fair, can be a bit of a problem on QI. See any episode with John Sessions on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# ronnie needs to leave the interesting and amusing alone
and concentrate on the sexy.

*rubs trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
yep
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Seen her doing Nigella Lawson?*
Yum!

*Doing an impression of her, not engaging in sexual conduct with her. Although any videos of the latter would be welcome
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Long Kiss Goodnight is ace
Although I'm a little worried, as the second, "sexy" Geena Davis didn't do it for me this time, as I preferred the first one.

Does this mean I'm gay?

Anyway - back to fashionable hatred - who is it today again?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I think we're still with whoever the OP suggested.
Although I'm always prepared to lapse back into my default Liam Gallagher setting.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:44, archived)
# it means you want to fuck a mother.
Whats the name for that?
(waxdart hello., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Cool as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
#


as featured on my school bag circa 1990
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# Hahahaha so cool they astrisked it out hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# This is exactly what I thought of as soon as I read Cool as Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)