It gets more complex if you are George Michael as well.
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:55,
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Michael's Laws, 1 of 1: "More than 3 shakes is a court appearance"
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 19:40,
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