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# i always worry my willy isn't long enough and there'll be too much splash back from that height
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# You'll be safe kneeling if, like me, you're in the habit of wearing thigh waders into the gents.
Admittedly, I can't pull off the look in every pub ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# you paint quite the picture!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Waders ... AND NOTHING ELSE.
I calculated that I gain approximately 12 seconds more drinking time per piss, what with the not having to operate a zip fly in two directions.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# tuck them into your wellies
And you won't have to visit the loo all night.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)