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# there's a couch like that in the street
by my mum's house. don't know who put it there, but the local pissheads are finding it very comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
# It's like an open invitation to cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:27, archived)
# fun to watch them, though
especially when they sit on the bit that a jack russell pissed all over five minutes earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Needs more fire
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
# i'm thinking of hiding spikes under the cushions
if it's still there tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Set up a camera if you do

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# used to love pranks like that
superglued a 50p coin to the floor outside my window. that was funny all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Arf!

It's a classic
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
# white pepper in little plastic bags
dropped on the floor. just watch the smackheads get excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Heheh, I knew that one with baking powder
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:00, archived)
# haven't done anything like that for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)