
That's the prettiest little kitty I've ever seen! *heart beats till it explodes*
Edit: Okay, that was gay.
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Sun 13 Apr 2003, 6:55,
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Edit: Okay, that was gay.

he's a very open minded kitty
(bugger there goes my sofa)
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Sun 13 Apr 2003, 6:58,
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(bugger there goes my sofa)

My sofa came with the apartment, so I can't sell it. I want my own kitty, a white one, with spots on its cheeks, and green eyes.
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Sun 13 Apr 2003, 7:01,
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in the mean time, can you feel The Love?
edit: Thank you magic donkey!

but he insists that I'm a person and not a bird
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Sun 13 Apr 2003, 7:04,
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The love! The Love! The Love! The Love!
The love! The Love! The Love! The Love!
The love! The Love! The Love! The Love!
The love! The Love! The Love! The Love!
The love! The Love! The Love! The Love!
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Sun 13 Apr 2003, 8:46,
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The love! The Love! The Love! The Love!
The love! The Love! The Love! The Love!
The love! The Love! The Love! The Love!
The love! The Love! The Love! The Love!

I'm about to shit fire. My gut is cringing right now. I will most probably spray the bowl on initiation with pressurized viscousy type turd . Laughter will be drowned away by the ring of fire that is my anus. Where would the world be with out jelapinos...
Wish me Luck
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Sun 13 Apr 2003, 6:55,
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Wish me Luck

perhaps you should change your name to "Burning Ring Piece Man"
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Sun 13 Apr 2003, 7:16,
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