how does one summon him?just in case i'm ever in danger, you understand.
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you just have to shout "big cock" as loud as you can three timesand then he should come to your aid with the power of dick
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Thu 2 Jun 2011, 18:39,
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i've been shouting that for yearsnever found any yet
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