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# hahaha
Would you get awat with a club full of nails I wonder?

I am reminded of a story a few years ago where footballer Duncan Ferguson caught a burglar breaking into his shed and brained him with a champagne bottle.

well, almost right
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# "er yes officer, only this afternoon I was using a nailgun to put up some pictures in my sports room and I must have missfired a few, well, when the burglar awoke me,...."
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Sorted.
Yes m'lud, you see I couldn't sleep and was putting up some shelves so the SDS+ hammer drill was the first thing that came to hand. I know, it was lucky that I had a 24" no. 12 bit in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# oooh, some people could get really creative :D
and Ikea will start selling bedroom weapons chests
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# If I wake up tomorrow and read in the newspaper "Burglar beaten to death with dildo"
My life will be complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYe_qrGeuYQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=100s
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :')
I didn't even know there was going to be a third one! Can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)