Like some sort of heated bear trap?I guess you could at least smell if someone broke in then.
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Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:56,
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It's the least weapon-like appliance I could think of maybe one of the metal ones, swung around by the power cord might stun a burglar enough to prevent him from stealing my TV.
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:16,
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