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# A loophole!
1. Invite your enemy round your house

2. Murder him completely TO DEATH

3. Tell the Rozzers 'I caught him breaking in, dear Lord, and I had to strike him down to save the children. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!'

4. ???

5. Profit!!!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Oh, yeah, of course, nobody thought of that!!!!!!
I, myself, often invite people I have never met back to my home so that they can break a few locks, damage a few of my possessions and take some of the ones it took me longest to earn the money to pay for.
Heck! I even let some little scamps in to remove the pipes in the back garden in case they're worth a couple of quid they can pay to organised criminals for smack.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)