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# Special Edition. No loss of Force guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Now that's special
*orders eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# The Hoover original sucked like a tractor beam!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# For the hard to reach places...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# thats no
henry
(Phooey I COOK MUD, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I...want one
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# oooh
A dyson sucktrooper! Ill buy one!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# The Pet one is the...
...Dyson 'StormTrooperSuperDooperScooper'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ..twofer
because it probably splits into 2 pieces

or something
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# There you go
given the fat necked wanker ideas again! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Quick click!
Wooity woo and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# oh hell yeah, I want one of those! The hose had better light up like a lightsaber when extended :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Fnar Fnar
my missus' eyes light up like a lightsabre when I'm extended.
(Wagane, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I was saying last night about my recent trip to the States, and how the constant hustle amazed me.
It seemed that everything there is regarded as a nothing more than a unit-shifter art, films, TV, music - each is just a strand in a multi-platform business designed to get your dollars out of your wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# oh very nice
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I'm hoping it makes special Imperial noises
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# There's two
'Tie Fighter Fly-By' or for extra suction
'Darths Vader Breathes Heavily'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha - and a Chewbacca noise for dog hair
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# i bet it misses all the dirt on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Not a spot of dirt missed...only dysons are so precise
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it...
he feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool cleaning job like your father.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Ideal for cleaning up wretched hives of scum and villainy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# "Join me, and together we can clean this galaxy as father and son!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# In space, no one can hear you clean!

/space quest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I've cleaned things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships covered in dust off the shoulder of Orion...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# All those moments will be lost in time... like... hairs... in the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# ;)

The detergent must flow!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# YES!!!
you reminded me of a dyson gag i had stored in me noggin
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Bet it sucked!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# also
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# very nice, love the lighting
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Cheers my fave loony toon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# ^______________________________________^


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Why do I look at this
and see Jimmy Nail?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# o_0
you're lying
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# CUZ U FANSY HIM
LOL!!!!!!!!!1111
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# This is aweseome!
Please let it make a noise like a lightsaber when you turn it on and like a tie fighter when it's sucking....*buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# How dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Awesome!
:-)
(spinoza, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:51, archived)
# That
is some goddamned amazing potatoshopping. Can it Force-clean your carpet from across the room?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Ooh ta!!
Yep, just wave your hand in the direction you need cleaning!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Woo
(herman:D, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)