Co-op "Premium" sausages.
90% sawdust, 5% yellow wobbly gristle, 2% fluff, 2% flavourings, 1% heavy water.
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Tue 3 Jan 2012, 3:43,
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well...
what about the fact that a haggis is in fact a wee hillock spinning creature? ye ken, wi' the short and the lang legs so it can speed anticlockwise around the top of a ben (mountain) and not be unsettled by the incline/gradient? True story. If they didn't do it then the whole of the isle of Great Britain would itself incessantly spin in a clockwise direction, which might make us feel queasy. Long live the haggis! That darlin' wee yin that makes Britain great!
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Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:14,
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