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# pipped slightly, but anyway...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Well it's one louder, isn't it?
hopefully the crematorium will turn the heat up to 11 :)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Needs more text on clipart ;o)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# fuck off, that's a photo of a paving slab taken in my back garden and then shopped, you cheeky sod!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# how odd
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# it's ok, it doesn't stand there all the time, just for the purposes of the photo shoot
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I like it.
:D

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# you kids and your crazy porn eh
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# It's from the Wickes does B&Q series
hardcore grouting and gravel
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# ...covered in sement...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# eeeuw
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# *puts away car battery, crocodile clips, blackcurrant jam and Dibnah's Age of Steam VHS* I'm sorry, what?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Blackcurrant?
Weirdo.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# More of a marmalade man?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# draw a flower on it
or make a 'Gnome in Carbonite' ©®prod co.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I like the idea of a gnome in concrete carbonite :D
someone will read that and make a fortune making and selling them at dodgy car boots now
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# bugger..fixed ;)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I was referring more to the earlier post.
Bonus marks for completely original source material though. And might I say that your leylandii are looking lovely at this time of year.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ah, and I had to google that, I thought it was just a hedge
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# It's a very controversial plant.
Mainly due to its habit of going completely overboard and shading out everything else. Needs properly keeping on top of otherwise you'll block out the sun.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# yeah we hack it every now and then
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# you have clipart paving stones in your backgarden
a backgarden made of clipart
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# What slab-matching algorithm do you use?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Nice hedge, man.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# It's got dead bits that won't grow
I reckon it's haunted
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# by a happyghost
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Best. Hedge. Ever.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# So loud, he went up to twelve.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# wake the dead
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Nicely done squire!
:D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Ha ha! Are they going to tip his coffin off a stack for the pallbearers to catch?
/stagediving metaphor
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# "Whazzat you say sonny?"
Can you repeat that please?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# pfft excellent
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)