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Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:18,
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you need intense heat as well though
so maybe a can of lighter fluid squirted up there too
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:21,
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Or maybe just some Tiger Balm up the tea-towel holder.
That'd do it
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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*winces*
reminds me of going for a piss after applying deep heat.
i imagine a daily routine of anal tiger balm would be a good start for the likes of cameron
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:28,
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i imagine a daily routine of anal tiger balm would be a good start for the likes of cameron
The 80's sitcom Red Dwarf called. They want their joke back. :P
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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She's giving me the eye!
I suppose I could just about get away with peaing:
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Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:35,
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The eyes always make me wee.
Started with Joel's Pavarotti Loves Elephants thing on rathergood (can't be bothered to find the link).
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