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[challenge entry] Prase hims.

From the What Does Heaven Look Like? challenge. See all 92 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Yay!
*ignores the last bit*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I'm never norty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I always thought bumsex made the world go round
but now I understand that it's that kitten's paw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Just to be clear
Does norty include torturing songbirds and small rodents?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Homophobic kitten gods fuck off.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 18 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Thus does heresy become orthodoxy
I call schism!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# No cuddils at all?
OK OK I repent
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Catgod is in Windows?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 19 May 2012, 2:32, archived)
# Wigan?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# kittin god gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# amens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# But kitty needs you to masterbate so he can watch
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Beautifle.
*stops bumsecksing*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 18 May 2012, 16:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 19:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 18 May 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Catz are back!
Meet Burmese Cat and Bowie Cat! Inspired by Prase Hims. Go easy on me - it's my first post.


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(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 18 May 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Is good.
^^^
(mralston Matt, Fri 18 May 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Definitely respectable.
Laser cats. Excellent first post.

Welcome, pull up a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# that very concorde (F-BTSD)
ended up looking like this for a brief, yet embarrassing, period in the 90s.

I think your version is better.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 21 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# But katz luv bumsecks. They rilly, rilly do. Anything to do with bums is good with cats.
(Also they love humping dressing gowns, armpits and face-in-groin.)
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Kittens and baby language..
..can someone explain to this miserable twat why this is funny?
(Haywood Manley, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# I think it's funny because cats combine intense arrogance, aloofness and a superiority complex with a goofy, kitteny innocence.
It's an amusing combination that enables them to be depicted issuing commands to us and acting like they rule the world, only that they fall down on being quite naive and getting it wrong.

I think.

Sometimes these qualities come out in people, too (e.g. George Bush).
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Fair enough.
What about the baby language?
(Haywood Manley, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:52, archived)
#
I wholeheartedly agree. I've never 'got' this cat/stupid language thing.
(paraprod, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:11, archived)