A fair chunk of this will probably come true.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 26 Jul 2012, 18:54,
archived)
I was very tempting to make this NSFW, but then I thought it would be more challenging to make it ridiculous in the hope that the full awfulness of it might actually come true.
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Sir Magaski,
Thu 26 Jul 2012, 19:25,
archived)