Gout eh?
May I suggest you change from Ninja to Pirate and chop the bloody thing off. A wooden leg feels no pain... And you get to have a parrot sidekick.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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Ooh, there's a thought...
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Ninj,
Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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Arrrrrrr Ninjlad!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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