utter rubbish
a well trained dog can switch its own lights on. they train them to do this for blind people. no really.
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boff FL OZ,
Tue 30 Oct 2012, 19:56,
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I used to have an uncle who could do this
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:30,
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