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# my mates Dad was in the same class as Bernard Breslaw at school
I am now out oif facts for the whole day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# My mate once served Ian Botham a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:03, archived)
# I have a mate called Tom
and another called Andrew
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:08, archived)
# I know some Andrews/Andys but none very well
I don't know any Toms
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# YOU TOLD US YOU WERE OUT OF FACTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I stole that one from the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:35, archived)
# My gran once told me I was a distant relative of Wincey Willis.
I never found out if this was true or not.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:08, archived)
# My aunt was engaged for about 3 weeks to the brother of the drummer in The Blow Monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:09, archived)
#
Hannah Hauxwell is my late Grandad's cousin. She was on Wogan's chat show once.

#Celebs #SWAG #YOLO
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:14, archived)
# just the opening title scene of that was enough to make me want to self harm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Ain't no winter like a bleak rural northern winter y'all!
#Word
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:45, archived)
# my dad went to school with derek griffiths
and my science teacher went to school with su pollard

i went to school with a girl who got arrested for filming a porno at heathrow airport multi story carpark.

all TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Anthony Hopkins and Richard Burton both went to my primary and comprehensive schools
but not when I was there



so.... this girl.... pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:12, archived)
# i'm sure there are lots on the internet
if you goggle for the arrest of making a porn film at heathrow airport i'm sure you'll find her name. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:17, archived)
# challenge accepted
bah, the only result I found was your claim!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# it was in the independent
www.independent.co.uk/news/airport-sex-pornographers-escape-jail-term-1289071.html

and most other newspapers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 11:54, archived)
# hehe
this her?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 12:19, archived)
# yes, that's her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# The mate of some B3tan (whose name I cannot remember)
saw Dermot Murnaghan's cock.

Edit: wait, I have an EVEN BETTER claim to fame: a friend of mine is related to Father Abraham, who made the Smurf Song. (A few years ago, that friend's dad crashed his car into Father Abraham's, though not as part of some kind of intra-familial payback for making irritating music, as far as I know.)
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# I remember this
the b3tan telling the story - not the cock
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:18, archived)
# The cock told a story?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:33, archived)
# every cock has a tail to tell
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 10:34, archived)