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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:02, archived)
# You
are insane :)

Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Madman or genius?
That's what they'll be asking in years to come in a series of specailly commissioned Channel 4 documentaries narrated by Andrew Sachs.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)
# "make yourself look like Domokun in seconds"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:04, archived)
# HA HA
fuzzy felt was fun for about 10 seconds

Then you remember you've still got LEGO in the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Heehee
Quality as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Threadjack
I've been resisting the urge all day, but I just fired up my photoshop-ish package. One of the IT guys walked into my office to fix something and caught a glimpse of the splash screen as it came up, then he smirked, made his excuses and left. Unfortunately, my photoshop-ish package of choice is The Gimp.

I don't think he knows The Gimp is a photoshop-ish package.

Cue seedy workplace rumours :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:09, archived)
# you think thats bad
I got caught with Glass Cock as a search term in google!
(Symball, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha
That is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:15, archived)
# GIMP stands for something, don't cha know
Glimpse from
IT
Misunderstood
Program

[edit] back in my linux days I got a few giigles from people because of Gimp and LATEX. It's a perv's OS anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:19, archived)
# \geek
Gnu
Image
Manipulation
Program


IThanQ
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Sadly our IT department come from the
"I never liked computers nor understood them, but how hard can it be?" school of thought, so alas are not up on pervy linux stuff (Windows 98 all the way, if we're lucky).
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:32, archived)
# you tha bess, man
tha bessss
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)
# hey!
woo!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)
# For some reason they remind me of domo-kun...
Fuck, i'm now running 4 hours late for work...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:07, archived)
# stop worrying then
put the kettle on - you're obviously going to have to chuck a sicky today.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Nah, work for a supermarket
so i'm at least going to turn up, then go at 3.
Pulling a sicky is a pain in the arse. Much easier to get paid for the last bit, especially if I 'forget' to clock in, meaning I might have been there the whole time... ^_^

Besides, it's overtime, and I did warn them that ince i've been working nights for the past week, it was rather unlikely that i'd be up and conscious for an 8am start...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I demand
that these be made!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Stuff of legends
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:13, archived)
# haaaaa
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 12:40, archived)