My friend Jacques just got a period...5 years after menopause...
Got a message saying that she had to change her pants 4 times in one day.
AND SHE WONT GO THE HOSPITAL!!!
Problem is she is a couple of hundred mile from me, But monday I am training it over to her place and dragging her to A&E so they can have a scout down there!
I hate looking at the internet for medical advice as it always leads to cancer, but even if it's just 1 out of 100 that are right it's not wasting the doctors time!
Lost both grandparents and my uncle to bum cancer.... It runs in the family. (you can have a little pun there if you want)
My mate Stu got caught with it at 26... 4 major operations but they got the bugger! he was told after his 4th op he may not be able to get erections... Two minutes after he came too he screamed the ward down 'nurse, nurse! QUICK!' had 4 nursing staff around him to see where the agonizing pain was.
He whipped back the covers and decreed 'Get an eye full of that' exposing his proudly erect cock to the ward. And then pronounced 'Look! I can still twitch it too!'
He's 37 now and has had 3 more kids since to add to his other 4! I swear the fucker lives in a shoe!
Not a good guy to get into a fight with as I've seen him pull out his colostomy bag and throw it at his brothers face! Very funny, but everyone was heaving!
(Got a message saying that she had to change her pants 4 times in one day.
AND SHE WONT GO THE HOSPITAL!!!
Problem is she is a couple of hundred mile from me, But monday I am training it over to her place and dragging her to A&E so they can have a scout down there!
I hate looking at the internet for medical advice as it always leads to cancer, but even if it's just 1 out of 100 that are right it's not wasting the doctors time!
Lost both grandparents and my uncle to bum cancer.... It runs in the family. (you can have a little pun there if you want)
My mate Stu got caught with it at 26... 4 major operations but they got the bugger! he was told after his 4th op he may not be able to get erections... Two minutes after he came too he screamed the ward down 'nurse, nurse! QUICK!' had 4 nursing staff around him to see where the agonizing pain was.
He whipped back the covers and decreed 'Get an eye full of that' exposing his proudly erect cock to the ward. And then pronounced 'Look! I can still twitch it too!'
He's 37 now and has had 3 more kids since to add to his other 4! I swear the fucker lives in a shoe!
Not a good guy to get into a fight with as I've seen him pull out his colostomy bag and throw it at his brothers face! Very funny, but everyone was heaving!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 12 Jan 2013, 10:49,
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Drag them to the doctors NOW!There's no time to wait with this cunting disease.
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greg_evigan is possibly deceased on,
Tue 15 Jan 2013, 22:55,
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