If the Empire was still in effect, the US wouldn't have achieved independence, 9/11 would never have happened and Hulk Hogan would not have come to fame.
Therefore the only thing that could possibly win the compo would be this.
Simples *does irritating cheek-sucking thing*
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Simples *does irritating cheek-sucking thing*