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# I tried to phone them up once...
...to complain about the treatment of a grey parrot in my neighborhood cornershop. It was squawking non-stop and swearing at little old ladies. The man would throw old chews at it and call it a cunt.

It is still there, three-years down the line.

What use are they?
(, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I don't think
calling a parrot a cnut will get the RSPCA around.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:23, archived)
# That's awful!
That's what they told me!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Maybe they're
lazy then. :-/
(, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Well, I'm just glad I hate all forms of pet then.
The injustice of it all!
(, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# In answer to your question:
Fuck all - ask anyone who's tried contacting them or even the Police who end up having to do their work for them.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I feel your pain...
...and sense of injustice.

I want a robot.

They don't shit everywhere.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 16:37, archived)