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# The new law will stop the problem of parents who
let their kids book museum tickets unsupervised...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant, to the point it should be sent to the PM
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Whats he going to do about these? SFW
farm4.staticflickr.com/3159/2821295752_116cf00c1b.jpg

ididafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Naughty-Tree-5.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Haha, but what's a Grecian urn?
Went to the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge recently, in a glass cabinet they had some bowls and dishes that apparently had 'erotic' images on them, but all the juicy stuff was turned to face the wall.
I entered the museum toilets, frustrated.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:40, archived)
# I think my favourite censorship is something I heard
Mary Beard talk about on Richard Herring's podcast.

This statue is apparently on the cover of school latin books, but cropped so no cock is visible:
3.bp.blogspot.com/-OcXDDj8NLac/UWJhHYKCHFI/AAAAAAAAC6M/MXWFfkXOv_g/s320/caecilius_herm.jpg

It just makes you wonder how many other books are cropped in the same way, eg Justin Lee Collins' Good Times.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Hehe, what a really odd bust
and perversely reminds me of the cropping on the cover of Iggy Pop's 'Nude and Rude' - still waiting for someone to do that on the image challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:56, archived)
#
Caecilius modicum cole
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Oh noes!
But naughty vases are the only places that curators can ever find any decent inspiration. Perhaps they were trying to hide the handling marks.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:52, archived)
# The cabinet wasn't attached to the wall
so I was thinking maybe if I slip a large slim mirror into the gap...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:57, archived)
# That could work
Moche sex pots and bottles are also quite fun, and were buried with elite members of society. Nice thought: that if you were seen as the leader, you got to be put in the ground with the ancient peruvian equivalent of your favourite jizz mags.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha, prudes
prudesUnless it's been moved Peterborough Museum has a Roman colour-coated ware jar with a motif of a chap merrily squirting baby batter from his comedy giant knob while with his other hand he's pointing at his arse leaving no doubt about where he'd like one stuck.

Edit: apparently I misremembered the gender of the pointee but you get the general idea...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha, what a tart!
Whenever commentators say modern adolescents are too promiscuous, I shall tell them
"At least modern girls aren't wandering the streets naked with a giant dildo and pointing at their arses!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:23, archived)
# WTF is my work doing on that urn???
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:07, archived)
#
about two pounds an hour, in euros?
(saintsandy Fiat justitia, et pereat mundus, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:08, archived)
# A Grecian Urn
is a still unravished bride of quietness. A foster child of silence and slow time.

Obv.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:57, archived)
# At least the hedge porn population will begin to rise.
It's been in heavy decline for the last 20yrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:49, archived)
# I suspect Cameron has been taking bribes
from the editor of Razzle.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:50, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 13:53, archived)
# "Disco Magician" indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:14, archived)
# I'm going to write some really horrific erotic novels starring David Cameron as the throbbing protagonist and sell them on the internet
Just because.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:50, archived)
# *pre-orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:53, archived)
# Rule 34 would state
this already exists...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:58, archived)
# probably, but I'm not going to look for such sick filth
lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:59, archived)
# *throws money at discomeats*
as an incentive not to write them
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:54, archived)
#
....David's manpower twitched with throbbing desire as Theresa's moistened floral pattern boxershorts were discarded whimsically with the flick of a veinous foot...

TO STOP ME TYPING ANY MORE PLEASE GIVE MORE MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:02, archived)
# :D
We're going to have to curtain off the bonobo enclosure, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:54, archived)
# "Curtain the Bonobo"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:55, archived)
# And that's^ the next challenge: Band Names
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:07, archived)
# hahahaha
exactly, well done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:21, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:23, archived)
# wouldn't it cost more?
....porn always cost more
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Currently on display at the Pompeii exhibition
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/9926420/Erotic-Pompeii-goat-statue-arrives-in-the-British-Museum.html

They also have planned an exhibition later in the year of old Japanese whacking material.

This is different though
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:08, archived)
# SATIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Think of the children!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:01, archived)
# FP this now !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 13:24, archived)
# brilliant. pretty much sums up the stupidity of the thing.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Exactly
Where will it all end
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahahahah
That is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha
this is excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 23:57, archived)