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# quick t'j:
does anyone else smoke on the bog, or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Depends what I've been eating!
ayethankew
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# pff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# what with the methane, surely that's explosive death waiting to happen?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# i live dangerously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Always, I really enjoy having a shit, and a fag at the same time makes it even more pleasurable.
I can even remember my favorite shit I ever had....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:21, archived)
# i enjoy smoking in the bath
i have, on occasion, used my belly button as an ashtray. in my defence, i was usually stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:23, archived)
# I used to enjoy smoking in the bath, but now only have a shower so don't.
Now remembers the bath scetch in (on the lavatory with frank hovis)chanal 4 have bloked the you tube the fuckers..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# i only have a shower now, too
and no more impromptu ashtray
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# This should be the scetch, but it won't load or play for me...
www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-YtsBi4T7Z3E/on_the_lavatory_with_frank_hovis/
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# it won't play, but i think i remember it
i loved absolutely, morwenna banks always made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:46, archived)
# She had to go to the hostipal :-)
It was the one where he decided to have a shit in the bath, and then just pick it up and throw it in the toilet, but had forgoten he had diarrhea ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)
# heheh
i have been lied to by youtube! just clicked on what is clearly marked as the full version of world war z, only to find it's some aussie toss called road kill :(
i am vexed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:01, archived)
# People that deliberately misslable you tubes should be put up against the wall I say!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:17, archived)
# as of yesterday
I haven't smoked for a year..
\o/ winning
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:22, archived)
# i tried quitting a few times
got up to 7 months, then went on a weekend bender with my mates and started again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:24, archived)
# YAY!
4 weeks for me, every day I feel more smug and self-righteous.

I hope to buy a vapouriser for herbal occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# as a trier and failer, a word of warning
week 5 is when most people fall off the fag wagon, so be vigilant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Warning=heeded.
4 weeks ago was when I broke up with girlface, she was a committed smoker. It's been easy so far. Also the sex has been better.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:32, archived)
# is that from not smoking, or shagging someone different?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Frequent furious masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:43, archived)
# Angry wanks are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Hate-filled outdoor wanking is my speciality.
I listen to mp3s of Piers Morgan to really get me going.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# you shouldn't wank so much, you'll go bl....
ummmm, i'll stop right there, i think....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Well done, just stick at it...
Had a mate tried a vapourise, he siad it made him feel wierd, just get a pipe like another of my mates did, he's 9 years off the fags now...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:39, archived)
# I'll try an Ubie - no smoke, no harsh throat-hurt.
americansmokeless.com/about.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Ow, not seen those, and not too much money to loose if you don't like it, my mate burnt over £200.00 on a volcano to find he didn't like it
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Less than £13 including p&p, worth a punt.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# That's how I viewed the purchase of my ego-t tank E cigerette....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# hang in there : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Will do! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Congratulations are in order. Have a celebratory ciggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:26, archived)
# cheers, don't mind if I do....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)