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# ooopsie
didn't realise you were a woman *feels dumb*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I'm not!
Feels dumber.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)
# o...k....
now i'm quite scared
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)
# You will be...
...You will be.

I have found out where you live, and will drag my lumbering body round. I am fat. Very fat, with polystyrene ovaries and hideous amounts of body hair.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Tempted?
I can breathe through my ears...
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)
# well i'll need to see pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)
# It's small...
...but speaks volumes.

sc.communities.msn.com/tn/00/02/BigFatWomenPorn/5/78.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)
# well i wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I can tuck it between my legs...
...and do it like a girl?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)
# really?
maybe you shouldn't wear long dangly earrings and lipstick if you don't want people to think so. just these weird societal thing.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)
# I come from a gypsy family.
We all wear hoop earrings.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)
# yes, sadly not everyone posts pictures of their genitals.

It would make things so much easier ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I haven't seen your genitals for a while?
Do they still look like a bag of grapes?
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)
# yes
but there's a banana in the bag too.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Oh.
I thought it was one-and-a-half avocados.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i didn't realise popt_art was a woman
unless she/he isn't and i've made a fool of myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)
# popt_art
is 100% of woman.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)