Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:00,
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Mantelpieces are another 'Death Star toilets'.
There was probably one, somewhere. Chances are they had no crackling log fires but there might be a shelf over a heating vent somewhere, complete with a high-tech carriage clock or some c3 pot pourri.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:21,
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You get 74.3 internet points
for "c3 pot pourri". This should be a thing that exists.
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 12:30,
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8D
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:21,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 13:52,
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