when my (ex) wife was having an affair, her email d'amour was grassyknollgirl and his grassyknollboyi suspect that's where the first shot was fired, as it were.
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Wed 21 May 2014, 1:56,
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He sounds like a right plank of wood.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 21 May 2014, 9:54,
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