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# tomsk, that is amazing
i want one. what the hell made you think of doing that to him?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:52, archived)
# Er.
I hate work?
Yeah, that's it. I'll do anything to avoid work.
(tomsk, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:54, archived)
# hmm
avoiding work => pumping air into david blaines ears.
yeah, i see the thought process there.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:56, archived)
# is it air?
tomsk. what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:57, archived)
# Its
kitten juice.
(tomsk, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:09, archived)
# eek
does the milk man bring it round with the gold top?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:11, archived)
# No.
David milks them himself.
He doesn't trust milkmen.
(tomsk, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:16, archived)
# he's just realised the full potential of
"liquefy" when applied to eyeballs.

Seriously, he's been liquefying eyeballs alllll week.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 May 2002, 11:59, archived)
# yeuck
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:00, archived)
# that sounds
horrific
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:00, archived)
# well, you know...
...you just have to keep out of the way.

Oh, and hide the kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 May 2002, 12:01, archived)