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[challenge entry] Christmas Icons FUCK!

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(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:00, archived)
# WTF
AYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6502972
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)
# It was a question of course it wasn't helpful pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:09, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:02, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:08, archived)
# That's not you in my picture by the way :D
Meaning it looks like you a bit, not a loner
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:11, archived)
# :D
Ning Froggie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Ning Ninj
You sent any in yet?
https://witness.theguardian.com/assignment/547da764e4b032d37123d36f
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Ooh not yet, will do!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha
Never noticed that!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:56, archived)
# shopped pics only
Nice work mate
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:56, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
# Needs more burning Irak in the background, but that's a detail.
It's tops mate. We bow before thee.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 19:06, archived)
# Ooh ta!
I only noticed the Blair 'self use' the other day, they were great
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:07, archived)
# Looks like a friend of mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 20:30, archived)
# What ,
Me worry?
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 22:05, archived)
#
oa
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:23, archived)
# I don't get it
This is Alfred E. Neuman from Mad Magazine's face, replacing Tony Blair's?

Why Alfred E. Neuman?

Pinocchio's face with a long nose might have been a better choice, since that might make sense if you were going with the "LOL Blair is a liar" motif (in which case a BLIAR title would make it relevant).

Seriously interested in why you chose that face, unless it was a "I need a funny face! LOL!" train of thought, in which I would not be in the least bit surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:47, archived)
# I'm not in the least bit surprised at your question.
If you look closely, you'll see that Tony Blair's mouth and teeth are very similar to Alfred's, hence the pic.
Are you keeping up?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:34, archived)
# Tony Blair does not have a gap in his teeth
The only similarity is that they both have teeth and lips.

So thanks for confirming the utter dullness of your wit, Ninjypops. It's ok though, I understand - funny, on-point, relevant political satire is hard to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Whereas your wit shines like a shiny bright thing
You pepper the 'Popular' page with your jollity, to which we thank you…oh, hang on a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:43, archived)
# haha, yeah, luckily I don't judge my self-worth on how many clicks I get from my mates on a dead message board
That would be quite tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Yet you still keep coming back for more with schoolboy bully tactics
Now that IS tragic...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:47, archived)
# Schoolboy bully tactics? I asked you a question about your thought processes
I personally think there is something quite sad in a grown man holding up his Popular Page click count as something of which I may be jealous. How many clicks these days get things on the popular page?

You're not a schoolboy anymore Ninj, stop playing the victim.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# That's funny
I don't recall me mentioning anything about MY Popular Page click count? read back and see, bless you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, of course not Ninj.
"Six... On the Popular page. Get in!!!"
"Another FP!!! Get in!!! :)"

No Ninj.. Bless YOU! Semicolon Closed bracket
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Nowt to do with me Bob but I would have thought
"MAD" was enough of a cross reference.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:19, archived)
# ^This^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:32, archived)
# So why didn't you say that before, Herman?
I mean, it still makes no sense other than "LOL Blair brought us into a war through misinformation so he must be MAD! LOL!", which seems to be about as deep as your wit allows you to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:00, archived)
# You seem to use LOL rather a lot.
If I do laugh out loud, I have never felt the need to tell people so, let alone use the acronym.
ROFLCopter
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Semicolon closed bracket
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/10643?q=lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Semicolon, capital D. Your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Last word
Your turn
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:33, archived)
# Oh, that's it then?
Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:59, archived)
# Er, I think. Isn't it your turn again?
I'm losing track, i'm also beginning to like you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Ah the "disarm" gambit
From which psychotherapist did you pick up that approach?

From what I have said to you before, I clearly know you don't like me, so this attempt at course-switching is both clumsy, transparent and half thought-through.

You know, like the image at the top of this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:11, archived)
# Damn!!
There's me thinking you'd fall for it :) I'd comment on your pictures, but, sadly, there doesn't seem to be many to comment on. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:14, archived)
# No, because I haven't posted any pics here.
Keep going though, ignoring my comments and not being upset and that.

Oh, "LOL xx ;)"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:19, archived)
# I think you've clearly got the wrong site.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Oh! Maybe
I was looking for the thriving, purile, on-the-edge of bad taste comedy website b3ta.

Where can I find that?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:23, archived)
# You're here!
Full of jolly, funny folk who try and bring a bit of humour to the day. Try it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:36, archived)
# What a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:46, archived)
# Do us a forklift pic with Freebase's face on it
They're good they are
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 7:58, archived)
# I would have said George Bush
Looks more like Neumann
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Thunderclap?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
# ahh the post that inspired board to do something else
You can thank me next time
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 7:08, archived)
# Yes, do pop in again dear boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:50, archived)
# Thanks!!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 8:54, archived)
# Merry?

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 15:41, archived)
# hooray for invisible people!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:08, archived)
# invisible eddie hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:40, archived)
# looks like they rejected your nazi santa farage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:18, archived)
# Cunts!
You have 3 on the site now :D
Again... CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)
# you're an angel, he's a tree
rise above it, froggie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Send it to Farage
*dares yer :P
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:41, archived)
# That means looking up stuff 'n that!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 11:47, archived)