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# so there's a whiteboard at work that people write 'funny facts' on
so one day this is what i did:
(Kaitlin moo, Tue 12 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
# that's some epic lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:09, archived)
# ...and now he's dying :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:27, archived)
# we all are
but some of us intend to go out fighting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:30, archived)
# I hope to die in my sleep, just like my grandfather did.
...not in terror, like his passengers.

bADUM-tISH
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:31, archived)
# silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:49, archived)
# Sounds like one of Milton Jones'
Like the one about his family all being police marksmen - except his granddad, who was a bank robber.

Actually, his granddad died recently, but at least he was surrounded by his family.

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Another granddad had a bad cough, so his wife smeared his back with lard. He went downhill very quickly after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 12 May 2015, 19:20, archived)
# oh dear tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 May 2015, 3:43, archived)
# Ha! Nice.
Such things deserve vandalism.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:34, archived)
# my sister has one
i got pissed and wrote out the rules to surviving zombieland on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:49, archived)
# ryptio?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 12 May 2015, 17:45, archived)
# Arf!
Dirty, dirty lurked.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:35, archived)
# I bet the kids went home in a right old state :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:35, archived)
# RPT is shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:37, archived)
# Recommended Pestilence Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:53, archived)
# Real Pedro Turds (is shit)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:59, archived)
# arf! ...also, ballsticks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:13, archived)
# raping pre-teens
give it up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:05, archived)
# Yes maybe you should ya fucking nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:07, archived)
# oh haha classic 'flip reversing it'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:08, archived)
# I don't want to know all the details thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:09, archived)
# keep that sort of thing to gaz, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:13, archived)
# yeh I'm not dying though so it wouldn't bother me
(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:58, archived)
# No you don't get it
YOU are dying
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 12 May 2015, 18:59, archived)
# hmmmn
Maybe she works on a cancer ward
(I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:39, archived)
# nah
software house.
(Kaitlin moo, Thu 14 May 2015, 21:20, archived)
# Also: living
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 May 2015, 19:16, archived)
# Works for me
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 May 2015, 22:00, archived)
# What no
"Shopped only" posts?
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:59, archived)
# Snowflake
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:38, archived)