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[challenge entry] Body image

From the Fingers challenge. See all 68 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:28, archived)
# This is outrageous objectification!
Fingers are more than just a collection of knuckles and cuticles you misodigitist bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:42, archived)
# You should always look your best in case your Prints Charming comes along
Try not to look like a whorl, be kept in the loop and wear good shoes so you don't get fallen arches...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:48, archived)
# Think you've nailed all the puns for this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 May 2015, 11:51, archived)
# bloody feminuckles, always complaining
there's nothing wrong with the advert, I think she's cuticle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 May 2015, 12:04, archived)
# You can see her phalanges.
She's too skinny
(waxdart hello., Mon 18 May 2015, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:36, archived)
# Ouch!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:40, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER!
Sorry, but I have to shout things like that when I wince in pain.

Cue the bum jokes...
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 19 May 2015, 3:16, archived)
# don't know what she's looking so smug about. Those stretch marks around her middle will take surgery to get rid of.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:21, archived)
# :( thumb people might find them attractith
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 18 May 2015, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 May 2015, 23:12, archived)