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# We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways.
One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Gimme five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
(tomsk, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:54, archived)
# Or the time a b3tan went to a job interview
with 'spong' written on his forehead after a b3ta bash.....was that you, Lumpbucket?
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Pretty sure
that was smirnoff.
(tomsk, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Ha!
yes.
(Nacho, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:09, archived)
# I remember Ijon Tichy trying to enter a travelodge (?)
wearing a centurion's uniform and the word CUNT written on his forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# That is superb
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:56, archived)
# They probably
thought he was the receptionist.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# There certainly used to be photos of that
I am sure I once saw a photo of him lying in the middle of the road with his breastplate, sword n all, semi-passed out. Wasn't it after a party at Smirny's in Camden?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:11, archived)
# Halloween Bash, 2003
Here's Ijon the following morning, already a half-bottle of vodka up, apparently shoving a sword down Darkedge's throat.



Shortly after this, he was last seen running out of the greasy spoon we had just ordered food in. He stopped, let out a mighty roar, and ran off somewhere through Camden Town.
(Glis, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:07, archived)
# kinnell, was he
trying to out-Rigby Rigby?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:10, archived)
# That was pre-Rigby days

But that's the puppy. Cheers, Glis. Hope all's well with you.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:12, archived)
# No-one out-Rigbys Rigby
Legend.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:16, archived)
# I seem to remember
Pootle giving it a good try
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:59, archived)
# It's when we had pootle
And riggers both stay over for a bash it was squared mess to the power of booze.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 21 May 2017, 8:58, archived)
# facking claret
everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:47, archived)