When you've gotta go, you've gotta go..
... especially at his age ...
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Mon 22 May 2017, 15:24,
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... especially at his age ...
Haha
"I have a Piss Plan. The best Piss Plan. The greatest Piss Plan you've ever seen.
Wait, what?"
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Mon 22 May 2017, 15:36,
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Wait, what?"
You didn't say "fondle a crack with your fingers?"
*man, did I mishear or something*
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Mon 22 May 2017, 15:37,
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Ha ha ha!
He usually pays Russian prostitutes to do this sort of thing.
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Mon 22 May 2017, 15:40,
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"I even have to piss on myself myself now"
"Being President is the worst"
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Mon 22 May 2017, 15:52,
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Ha ha!
At least he seems to have a healthy prostate, no mean feat when you're 70.
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Mon 22 May 2017, 16:03,
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And then I went to the Western Wall and let me tell you,
it was the most beautiful piece of urinal cake that you've ever seen.
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Mon 22 May 2017, 16:07,
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Still pine fresh after all these years!
The amazing thing about this tour is he hasn't done anything to insult anyone yet. Maybe he's saving it up for the pope.
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Mon 22 May 2017, 16:12,
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But whoever planned this trip is a total genius.
Trump is guaranteed to insult all 3 religions at some point, so each religion gets insulted once but they get to see the other two religions insulted. That's a net gain in religious insult terms for all of them.
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Mon 22 May 2017, 16:04,
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